My trust issues stem from not having a trust fund.

Addicted to quitting.

"We were the first human beings who would never see anything for the first time. We stare at the wonders of the world, dull-eyed, underwhelmed. Mona Lisa, the Pyramids, the Empire State Building. Jungle animals on attack, ancient icebergs collapsing, volcanoes erupting. I can’t recall a single amazing thing I have seen firsthand that I didn’t immediately reference to a movie or TV show. A fucking commercial. You know the awful singsong of the blasé: Seeeen it. I’ve literally seen it all, and the worst thing, the thing that makes me want to blow my brains out, is: The secondhand experience is always better. The image is crisper, the view is keener, the camera angle and the soundtrack manipulate my emotions in a way reality can’t anymore. I don’t know that we are actually human at this point, those of us who are like most of us, who grew up with TV and movies and now the Internet. If we are betrayed, we know the words to say; when a loved one dies, we know the words to say. If we want to play the stud or the smart-ass or the fool, we know the words to say. We are all working from the same dog-eared script."

- Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn (via ink-piss)


 ”are young people tired about being told how to feel about the failed systems of their progenitors!?” TONIGHT AT 9.

Concerned about your mom’s social media strategy.

My coping mechanisms are developing coping mechanisms.

Anonymous asked - "Your self deprecating humor hides your shallowness pretty well."

Three things:

your anon hate hides your identity pretty well

you don’t know me at all beyond the augmented persona I project onto the Internet

the pejorative you’re looking for is “consumerism”

no clue what I’m doing with my life but my bar has never been better stocked
David Lynch around 1966, when he was an art student at the PAFA

Grizzly Bear's Ed Droste and Baths Live-Tweet <i>The Little Mermaid</i>: Highlights

Live Tweeting The Little Mermaid was my idea and my tweets did the best last night, but I’m so okay with being left out of the headline.

namaste as fuck